Boring site news: Due to a combination of technical troubles and my blissful ignorance the contact@patrickdinnen.com email which I plaster all over this site has been out of action for some time. So if you sent me an email recently but didn’t get a reply then please try again, that email should now connect to my brain in a way it wasn’t before.

If you are selling Rolexes or Viagra then please disregard, I don’t feel the need for either. Thank you however for the 4,500 messages which you sent already, preventing me from discovering if I had real email I needed to respond to.